LMFAOOOOOOOO
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i only fart in my sleep if i’m sleeping next to girls, apparently. it is the strangest frickin thing. orrrr girls tend to be light sleepers and just hear me farting better? lulz.
(Source: theoctopusdance, via monsterousgirl)
I imagine Marks reaction to be like this haha.
I broke up with because she farted in her sleep
La vida nunca jamás es la misma después de ese acontecimiento